It's Finally Friday. You might think we'd be excited, right? Not.
As our Wordless Wednesday hinted, Mom has cut our Stinky Goodness in half!
Half!!
She says Gandalf has gained weight. Gandalf. Not me. Yet my Stinky Goodness is also cut in half! It started Wednesday. We now only get half a can in the morning and the remaining half a can in the evening. So far, our crunchies have not been affected.
He is such a brat.
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O dear. You both have my deepest sympathy. :-/
Mum's can be so mean when it comes to food. Don't they understand we NEED our energy?
Silly mums.
What?! That is just wrong!!!
Aye to Chey, we say!
That's terrible. You have my deepest sympathies on having to go on half rations.
Dear G & G,
My mom likes to tell me that it is the number of times I get served that is important, not how much I get. So she gives me a spoonful like 3 times a day. Each time I am happy. I heard her saying something to Mr. R about, "Good thing Abby can't count," and, "She doesn't care how much there is as long as she gets it." It makes me feel loved! What is this "counting" and do you know how to do it? Should I learn?
Purrs,
Abby Normal
Oah No...
it shouldn't happened in this way....
That is bad news. Sounds like you will have to catch extra mousies.
Grayson, you are a victim! It sounds like you should be looking for legal counsel NOW!
Your Pal,
Sen-Chan
This. is. awful.
Dieting isn't fun...Take from me. I've got tons of diet experience.
we feel your pain. just because billy fatgut is eating more, WE have to diet.
oh mannnnn! that totally suks guys! want me to call your mom cause i have her cell number? i could tell her you are starving to death and need some stinky goodness to be able to survive? let me know cause i'll do it too!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxxoxoxo
Dieting is a nuisance, particularly when it isn't your fault. People tell me your stomach will shrink over time and so you expect less food, and don't feel hungry, but it hasn't worked with me yet!
Oh dear! I better not let MB read this or me thinks she might get ideas!
I love that tree it looks very big!
Purrs, Sukie x
Mom and Dad have discussed portion control with out crunchies (we don't do much wet food) but nothing yet. I think there might be a revolt! Hope you guys don't shrivel up and blow away.
--Jasper
That is just wrong! Misty says you have to fight for your stinky goodness! Gray power!
--JB
that is terribly unfair. I think you should retaliate by stealing gandalf's half as well.
You might fade away to nothing! Go and hunt for mice, not hamster though.
Simba x
HALF? Both of yoo? Dat is not fair! I say whap the beans, hide da poop in da pillows and pee on der stuff till its back to normal!
~ Molly ~
Hmmm, this does seem a little bit unfair!
I hope you voice your displeasure all night long! Since no kitty should sleep on less than a full tummy, your mom shouldn't sleep either!
This is way beyond unfair.
Luf, Us
NO way no how is this acceptable...its' time to revolt...house trashing time...
purrs
Abby
That is SO WRONG. On so many levels. I bet she caves. Just give her "the look" a lot.
Chase
uh oh, I'm sorry yur steenky goodness has been cutted in halfsies! Momma tries to be kareful how much steenky goodness she gives to alla us Ballicai cuz me and Dorydoo are younger and lean and Brainball and Marilyn are oldur and put on weight easiur, so she's gotta make sure effurybuddy gets the right amount! Not always eazy!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Grayson, that has to be a criminal act. I suggest you consult your attorney.
Half? HALF? Cut in HALF? How could she? That's abuse, pure and simple. I can't stand to even think of having rations cut in HALF! I'd die. Starve to death! I can't stand this. JAAAAAAAAAAAN! I need foooooooood!
PS - That was Buddy being melodramatic. He likes to eat too.
NOOOOOOO! You can come over to my house. The Mom would never do that. Oh, wait. Yeah, she has. Nevermind.
Try to have a good weekend.
EG
Oh, *sigh*... I feel your pain! Mom has cut my stinky goodness way back. For two reasons: my weight, but also the fact that if I eat too much stinky goodness (and I always eat it way way way too fast), I barf it right back up. I'm a maturing girlcat, and my tummy's kind of sensitive.
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.
Oh, this sounds serious.
We get crunchies only, and only for about a half hour twice a day, so you are still ahead of the game!
This is because four of us are on four different kinds of food. The rest are on one kind. It's very confusing at food time!
~ Noah (on s/o)
Poor you! We know how you feel! Our Mommy was afraid we would get fat in Germany (well, which was actually true) so she has also put us on a diet. We are very happy to have Grandma and Grandpa in house who still give us some treats!
Chica & Pumuckl
Diets are the pits. FAZ
oh man that just ain't right, not at all i say!
-wlk
That is just soooo wrong! So, so very wrong.
Sorry guys.
You look quite trim to me, it's so cruel to be on half rations.
It's nice that your mom is making sure that you stay healthy. At least she is addressing the issue at a point where you still get SOME stinky goodness. It could be worse...NO stinky goodness. I was going to suggest dragging another squirrel into the house, but I think that probably should wait until the suituation becomes a little more desperate.
WHAT?! That's just wrong! You'll starve! You'll be famished! You'll waste away to practically nothing! Well, there's nothing for it but...yep..FREE RANGE FOOD! Let the Hunt begin!
That's like getting punished for something your sibling did!!!!!!!
Not fair!!! You need extra treats!
Purrs Mickey
Grayson, you need facts on your side. Stinky Goodness is not the culprit here, it's the dry food. When I was on dry crunchies, I gained lots of weight, and when my humans put me on the Catkins Diet of S.G., I lost 5 pounds. Good luck!
Okay...when the beans start messing with your stinky goodness portions...you must rebel!
That is just wrong. Do you hunt more now? Or chew up stuff you aren't supposed to?
Gandalf doesn't look fat. Maybe a little fluffy, but fluffy is good in a cat!
Wonderful picture - high quality
Meow Meow
What a terrible situation! We think you should have a revolt against your Mom!
Purrs
Mama, MrSippi and Carolina
Hi Gandalf & Grayson,
I just read about your Mum cutting down your stinky goodness rations. How horrible! Maybe she aims at slowing you down energywise to get nice close-ups of your paws? ;)
My mum is giving me suspicious looks too these days - but I claim it's all baby fat!
Purrs, Siena
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